From my office window, I can see on duty police officers regulating the snaking lines of cars winding around Texaco and Chevron. Every other car is a Hummer. When did Broward suburban moms become Nas wannabes?
I also just came from Publix, where a young family was stocking up on all the necessary hurricane supplies - Ding Dongs, Mountain Dew, Doritos, and about 15 jars of peanut butter and jelly. Fat, sugar, red dye #5. Don't do it, kids. You'll be on Ritalin in three years.All this, and I still have a mandatory 7AM conference call tomorrow morning.Gotta pick and choose, Ernie. You can't go around giving blowjobs to both Bert and the State of Florida. That's just not very neighborly of you.
