My beloved Mac is screwed up. The "i" letter key feels weird to the touch, and it takes several strikes of my finger before "i" finally appears on screen. This of course begs the question, I wonder what it says about me, that the first letter to wear out on my keyboard is "i."

Maybe it means I am a self-obsessed douchebag narcissist.

Of course, with the store warranty, this at least makes me a responsible self-obsessed douchebag narcissist.