2. Tu Pac didn't put out another posthumous album.
3. Figuring out a foolproof method of crashing the Standard Spa.
4. www.boysfood.com
5. Barely getting by in Miami without learning Spanish.
6. I was mistaken for that Asian transvestite at Funkshion only once this year.
7. I make weird animal clicking noises at my fiance and he still wants to marry me.
8. My bridesmaids were subjected to 32 degree weather during my bachelorette hiking trip, and none of them bitch slapped me.
9. That scab on my scalp finally went away, after 8 years of glorious absentminded picking.
10. Only 425 till Bush is out of office.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!!
